Alien Dutchess (Live Sugar) - 4.1/5 - S 

Aroma: pine

Texture: dried out gritty sand

Appearance: shimmering with crystals, a mid to light gold, translucent.. 

Smoke/Taste: clean, so smooth, floral, a light sweetness, a touch herbal, pine… very nice yet subtle.

High: Great, creative, words flow like a river.. It a fun high, ready for a bike ride! 

THC 1.43% THCA 81.33% CBD 0% & CBDA 5.21%

Bio Jesus (Live Resin) - I - 4.1/5 

Aroma: Wonderful, some dust, a pleasant fresh breeze note, backed by a floral finish.
Texture: like a dried out mix of chunky clear sugar crystals swimming in a golden term blend.
Appearance: Shiny chunks emerge from a beach of shimmering tan to light gold crystal formations.
Smoke/Taste: wow, better then the earlier indicatos.. ut the “fresh breeze” comes through, really making it shine.
High: Thoughful, deep, a bit sleepy. Very chill.

THC 2.535% THCA 67.346% CBD 0% CBDA 0%

Blueberry Space Cake (Reserve) - 4.7/5 - I 

(got from cold storage @ HCI & kept cold, 40 F.)

Aroma: bit of mothball

Texture: slightly chunky gritty earwax

Appearance: deep orange to light brown

Smoke/Taste: wonferful, lean, the aromatic moth ball note comes through...

High: ready for anything! feel a boost of awesome! Indica? I guess, but im down... downnnn..., oh now its slowing me.. chill ville. wow. that was a ride. worth taking again too. (raised from 4.3 to 4.7 becuse the high is soooo very wonderful & deep.)

THC 3.45% THCA 78.76% CBD 0% & CBDA 1.67%

Chunky Diesel BHO Budder Wax - 3.2/5 

Aroma: clean hashiness with a bit of a sharp tropical note, some fruit, mango, passion fruit..

Texture: ear wax but a bit on the dry side....

Appearance: tan, like slightly dehydrated earwax..

Smoke/Taste: clean, bit of a butane note in the nasal exhale, tropical, that sharp note is in the background.. pretty good.

High: THC 3.81% THCA 80.61% CBD 0% CBDA 2.31%

Chunky Diesel RSO - H - 3.9/5 

Aroma: minimal, a sweet note, brown sugar.
Texture: thick, gooey, a droplet will gradually move down an angled bowl if sitting for a few minutes.
Appearance: dark, glossy..
Smoke/Taste: clean hitting, smooth. Best on a bowl, as it doesn’t dab well, won’t fully burn, leaving a residue in it’s wake.
High: it’s a nice high.. more of a “hello there” then a “Hi guy!” Feels relaxing, yet I’m motivated to get more reviews done. In the worlds of the illustrious Martha Stewart, It’s a good thing.
THC 67.139% THCA 0% CBD 2.051% & CBDA 0%

Clementine (live Sugar) - S - 4.35/5 

Aroma: brite citrus…
Texture: chunky, yet needs a scoop, hard to get on a small dab tool.
Appearance: sparkles like a faceted diamond.. Beautiful. Deep golden, a foggy translucent look.
Smoke/Taste: nice big citrus note with a smooth sweetness, almost orange soda like..
High: Nice, happy, motivated..! Bring IT! Big help to score! Feeling great. Note: Got a ton of things done (back porch recycling that had been avoided…), so its very good stuff. Upped by .15!

THC 3.671% THCA 80.132% CBD 0% CBDA 0%

Cookies (Live Sugar) - 4.1/5 -

Aroma: citrus, pine

Texture: gritty, crystals on crystals like a geode..

Appearance: pretty, like a gemstone.. shines like a diamond, so many crystals

Smoke/Taste: Very nice, clean, smooth, a light crisp apple note, fruit punch..

High: Nice, chill mode yet not sleep mode… relaxing yet functional, a nice middle path hybrid..

THC 2.59% THCA 78.73% CBD 0% & CBDA 4.96%

Critical Purple Kush (Live Sugar) - I - 3.4/5 

Aroma: light pine & citrus..
Texture: a bit of a clumpy honey.
Appearance: golden, bit gritty, translucent…
Smoke/Taste: pretty smooth, bit of a nose tickle at the end.. A floral flavor profile.
High: Relaxing, feel a cloak of sleepy time, which is perfect for what I was after in this indica. Very nice.

THC 15.558% THCA 71.068% CBD 0% CBDA 0%

DJ Flo Premium RSO 4/5

Aroma: nice Flo aroma,

Texture: flows, sticky

Appearance: dark, liquid like, comes in a surenge ..

Smoke/Taste: veruy nice! Smooth, good flo flavor comes through and remains in a nasel exhale..

High: great, motivated, feeling good and mellow too.

THC 66.517% THCA 0% CBD 0& & CBDA 0%

DJ Flo Live Budder 4.20/5

Taste: beautiful, tropical, a dust note, so nice, and not harsh at all for all the flavor.

High: felling wonderful, happy, a bit sensitive to feelings & very aware..

Bit of a Mind over Matter ability.

THC 1.702% THCA 78.973% CBD 0% CBDA 0%

Flo BHO wax 4/5 (New Oct.25th detailed review)

Aroma: nice relatively large Flo aroma,

Texture: soft, sticky

Appearance: melted caramel

Smoke/Taste: smooth, nice flavor but I wish more Flo taste came through..

High: immediate, motivating, got the computer right out & started a review after the dab.

THC 7.17% THCA 88.39% CBD 0.21& & CBDA 0%

GG#4 RSO - I - 3.8/5 

Aroma: minimal, a bit sweet..
Texture: relatively thick with a uniformity, has mobility.
Appearance: Dark, shines..
Smoke/Taste: Clean, smooth, a nice bit of pine.
High: Relaxed, thoughtful.. Nice overall experience.
THC 63.779% THCA 0% CBD 0% & CBDA 0% 

Grand Daddy Purple {aka GRANDDADDY PURPLE}(Live Resin - Sauce <Live Sauce>) - I - 3.85/5 

Aroma: Nice & clean, some light pine, a hint of an astringent note..
Texture: bumpy bits of crystal swimming in sauce
Appearance: Like a golden sun with a textured surface, beautiful.
Smoke/Taste: Wonderful, had a crisp, refreshing thing happening, like mountain air.. a bit of a spicy finish.
High: Pretty quick onset, within a minute already feeling more mellow, ready to get out of the chair and on to the couch.. Good for bed time..

THC 2.142% THCA 84.035% CBD 0% CBDA 0%

Green Line OG - H - 3/5 

Aroma: citrus, floral note..
Texture: like a sugar packet with a bit of water..
Appearance: brrite golden, translucent
Smoke/Taste: smooth, citrus.. finished a bit tough.
High: chillinnnnnnnn…. :). mellow mood.

THC 2.401% THCA 75.128% CBD 0% CBDA 0%

Green Line OG (Live Resin) - H - 3/5 

Aroma: a nice skunk aroma, some bite pine..
Texture: gritty in a nearly dried gel
Appearance: bright golden, sparkles, has a translucency to it..
Smoke/Taste: There is a wonderful tropical fruit basket note, mango leads the charge..
High: Relaxing, chill..

THC 2.672% THCA 71.507% CBD 0% CBDA 0%

Gumbo Live Resin - 4/5 - I  

Aroma: Opening container- sweet, bubble gum, candy.. awesome!

Handling- more great candy..

Texture: like very small clumps of almost dry sand..

Appearance: bright gold, light orange, glimmering crystals, beautiful

Smoke/Taste: super clean hit, has a mothball note in the flavor profile.. very nice.

High: Insta wave high, feeling very chill... eye lids are getting heavy.

THC 3.43% THCA 81.92% CBD 0% & CBDA 0%

Island Sweet Skunk (Kief) - 3/5 

High: Very nice, smooth, flavorful, melts

Island Sweet Skunk (Live Resin - Sauce <Live Sauce>) - S - 3.99/5 

Aroma: beautiful tropical fruit aroma, a bit floral, a bit of background mothball and citrus, pine as well.
Texture: flows at room temp.. crystals in golden sauce
Appearance: translucent, spotted where the crystals are, similar to other live sauces..
Smoke/Taste: Super clean hitting, lovely.. bit of a nose tickle in the finish (took a big hit, so understandable..)
High: Nice, fast onset feeling niccccce… mellow, thoughtful and creative. Its a bit of a relaxed sativa, very pleasant.

THC 5.051% THCA 71.413% CBD 0% CBDA 0%

Island Sweet Skunk (Live Resin - Sugar) - S - 4.55/5 

Aroma: a clean fresh spring breeze, wonderfully refreshing & inviting.
Texture: a gritty gooey yet solid consistency (refrigerated).
Appearance: golden, some sparkle..
Smoke/Taste: clean, smooth, a light sweet citrus.. very soft and nice..
High: Great, motivated, functional.. Can multitask with ease, no cloudiness..

THC 1.450% THCA 84.124% CBD 0% CBDA 0%

Joliet Jake (Reserve) BHO Shatter- 4.2/5 - I 

Aroma: very nice big fruit aroma, like cherry candy..with a dusty note, wonderful, keep wanting to smell it.. just great..

Texture: like a taffy when warmed, breaks when cooler, but not a full shatter, more pull & snap. good, easy to work with.

Appearance: light brown, transparent, in one thinish layer with two sections..

Smoke/Taste: great, smooth, took a hugh hit and just two little coughs

High: Instant, great, very laid back, ready to chill and rest, bed soon. Only for near bedtime. THC 5.16% THCA 77.18% CBD 0% & CBDA 2.19%

Katsu Bubba Kush - I - 2.8/5 

Aroma: a fruity sweetness, with some pine

Texture: like dried ear wax, but less gooey then that would be..

Appearance: mid to mid light caramel look..

Smoke/Taste: smooth.. some mothball flavor, followed by a nice fruity hashiness, then a bit of a bite at the end...

High: Nice, chill...

THC 3.82% THCA 85.90% CBD 0% CBDA 0.94%

Kosher Tangie CO2 Wax - 3.9/5 - H 

Aroma: Opening container- bit hoppy, like hop cones..

Broken- light hoppy

Handling- like grandular gooey ear wax

Appearance: diamond like sparking, mid brown, glossy

Smoke/Taste: clean! smooth! light herbal taste, some touch of piney hops

High: Very nice, relaxing with a motivational bend.. THC 4.07% THCA 77.47% CBD 0% & CBDA 1.78%

Lime Sorbet “Diamonds & Sauce” combo pack (crystalline & terp sauce)  - I - 5/5 (1st ever 5/5!!!! Full photo gallery at bottom of page)   

Aroma: Diamonds- a light mango note.. 

Sauce- green apple, bit of pine, refined sugar, a light, smooth citrus, all in harmony to create a beautiful aromatic profile. 

Texture: Diamonds- rock solid, yet chips off when forced.. 

Sauce- a middle road between thin and thick, flows but not too fast.

Appearance: Diamonds- shimmering with a clarity, hint of very light gold.  

Sauce- transparent with a golden tint.

Smoke/Taste: Administration- One chunk of diamond with a coat of sauce on to a dab rig. so smooth, so clean! did i even take a hit? the massive exhale of amazing says yes..

High: Up there…. you see me? Way the heck up here, in the clouds. Chilling. 

This is the most instant and thorough high available in Illinois, hands down. 

The tiny bit of diamond and a touch of sauce send you flying. 

The price is worth it because it takes only the smallest incriment to get you right. This is absolutly next level.

(Update: 2 hours later and still feeling great! Its a fun high, with a balance of productivity and a calm attitude. They work together to provide a balanced experience). 

Shout Outs: Have to send a massive THANK YOU to Sarah at Dispensary 33, as well as to Quinn and Alex (also at Dispensary 33) for the great customer service! They have a great welcoming nature & give the VIP treatment to all, making first time customers feel like long time regulars. So if you are planning a trip to Chicago, try out Dispensary 33 (it only takes about 2 minutes to switch with the IDPH & its usually done within 24-48 hours).

Diamonds: THC 0.01% THCA 99.644%!!!!!!! CBD 0% & CBDA 0%

Sauce: THC 36.594% THCA 29.104% CBD 0% & CBDA 0%

Lime Skunk (S) BHO wax - 3.9/5

Aroma: a nice sharp citrus note, lime... there isn't much skunk but that's fine, the lime is very nice..

Texture: breaks up well, doesn't stick to fingers, it can not be molded, too dry for that, but it doesn't crumble either....

Appearance: crystals, orange with lighter tan areas...

Smoke/Taste: nice, some mothball.. pretty smooth for the big hit I took.

High: Good, productive, out the door!

THC 5.83% THCA 76.88% CBD 0.0% & CBDA 0%

Mickey Kush (S) BHO wax - 2.9/5

Aroma: light, some faint citrus

Texture: dry, breaks in to pieces well..

Appearance: golden, in flat chunks

Smoke/Taste: gives a clean hit, bit of a nose tickle.. nice light hashy taste, some mild fruit notes, apple.. small bit of dry throat at end of hit..

High: THC 5.05% THCA 77.14% CBD 0% CBDA 2.26%

Northern Lights #5 “Diamonds & Sauce” combo pack (crystalline & terp sauce) - I - 4.9/5  


Diamonds- light citrus..
Sauce- big pine note

Diamonds- brittle, breaks in a clean way when careful.
Sauce- flows clean with a bit of a slowed pace.

Diamonds- shivering solid blocks of beauty
Sauce-sleek clean and see through, golden

Diamonds- so clean.., like a ninja in the night…
Sauce- like a clean cream soda.. vanilla and some citrus

Combined (Diamonds & Sauce)- a bit of both. But the combo actually has this beautiful pineapple coconut note.

Diamonds- THC 0.01% THCA 99.501% CBD 0% CBDA 0%

Wonderfully euphoric, on cloud 9..
Sauce- THC 28.055% THCA 34.376% CBD 0% CBDA 4.109%

Beautiful, very nice…

Combined (Diamonds & Sauce)- Wonderful entourage effect, the sum is greater than its parts. 

Northern Lights #5 (Reserve) BHO Shatter - I - 4/5

Aroma: clean, bit of light mothball, nice

Texture: handles great, not sticky, breaks apart clean.. hit with finger and it broke up..

Appearance: transparent, mid-thin layers with some small holes in it.. tan/gold

Smoke/Taste: nice, bit of a butterscotch note.. a nose tickle at the end of a big hit.

High: Quick, feeling ire.. relaxed, stressed face is falling back on to couch...

THC 5.36% THCA 76.94% CBD 0% & CBDA 4.52%

Northern Lights #5 (Reserve) - I - 4/5 

Aroma: PINE!, citrus, blood orange.. 

Texture: Flow-y
Appearance: melted sugar
Smoke/Taste: light a meadow breeze, clean, light, wonderful.
High: just that floating.... Soooooo noice, that clean flavor, like a cleaner machine!!!!!!! 

THC 5.128% THCA 64.254% CBD 0% & CBDAA 1.968%

Northern Lights #5 Terp Sauce - I - 4.5/5 

Aroma: a brite garden of first bloom flowers..

Texture: flows relatively fast
Appearance: golden honey
Smoke/Taste: wonderful, very smooth, like breathing out a lightly scented floral bouquet. It has a ninja like approach of there but not there. Love it.

High: Creative, the words flow like a river to the tributary. I feel a great connection, even to my key board, the fingers and keys reach synergy & all’s free.
THC 63.779% THCA 0% CBD 0% & CBDA 0% 

Pineapple Express (Live Sauce) - H - 3.9/5 

Aroma: Opened container to a bouquet of flower filled vases on a table with a large tropical fruit platter.. Bright citrus funk, kiwi but with more depth… Its like a new shoe, almost a chemy note (but in a good way, like lavender fabric softener sheets..). hard sweet candy..
Texture: sand in a goo, with some larger crystalline chunks swimming in tarp sauce.
Appearance: Light golden with some deeper areas, there is one large (the largest actually) chunk of diamond hanging on the side of the container, he’s going to be 1st to go..
Smoke/Taste: Smooth hitting, the fruit comes through nicely, very pleasant. A fun funk finishes out the hit, overall quite nice…
High: Thoughtful, calm, reflective, relaxing yet not sleepy. Everything a hybrid should be.

THC 8.868% THCA 57.386% CBD 0% CBDA 0%

OG 18 (Live Budder) - 3/5 - I 

Aroma: big pine & citrus notes! Lemonade…

Texture: soft, smooth, easy to handle.. semisolid.

Appearance: deep yellow, golden.. drier areas are lighter..

Smoke/Taste: bit of mothball, pretty good.. bit of coughs..

High: nice, relaxing…

THC 1.18% THCA 75.75% CBD 0% & CBDA 3.11%

Reserva Privada (Live Sugar) - H - 4.20/5 

Aroma: pine, cleaner, bit of lime  Texture: crystals in a tarp laden honey  

Appearance: Beautiful range of color and transparency, creating a situation where The Situation goes “DAB ME BRO!!!!”  

Smoke/Taste: wow, big flavor profile of apples, oranges, overall straight to the tropics.. smooth as a mug too. Very nice.  

High: Yes, I am. This is very nice, just going to be grooving for about the next 15 minutes, relaxing.  

THC 3.417% THCA 76.775% CBD 0% & CBDA 0% 

Sour Diesel - H - 3.5/5  

Aroma: Citrus, hint of fuel, pineapple, wonderful.
Texture: liquid gel with crystals bits.
Appearance: Bright gold, some crystal chunks, swimming in a golden terpene pond..
Smoke/Taste: great, smooth, citrus fuel funk fun time..
High: Fun light, creative..

THC 1.849% THCA 80.857% CBD 0% CBDA 0%

Snow Lotus  (Live Resin - Sugar <Live Sugar>) - H - 4/5 

Aroma: clean, some citrus and pine. A fresh breeze..
Texture: like gritty bits of crystal chunks swimming in a golden goo of greatness.
Appearance: Golden, shimmering, translucent..
Smoke/Taste: so clean, very nice. A bit of a fruit flavor profile, kiwi, a tangy pineapple.
High: Creative, fun, happy.. (:

THC 1.998% THCA 79.040% CBD 0% CBDA 0%THC 1.702% THCA 78.973% CBD 0% CBDA 0%

Tangerine Kush - I - 3/5 

Aroma: light citrus, berry
Texture: Crystals in a terp goo..
Appearance: light to deep gold, translucent.. sparkles
Smoke/Taste: hits smooth, has a clean floral flavor profile, bit of a nose tickle in the finish..
High: Mellowing, sleepy within a minute..

THC 2.395% THCA 77.973% CBD 0% CBDA 0%

Urkle OG (Live Resin) - I - 3.9/5

Aroma: A good dust note, attic-like aroma (in a good way).
Texture: A bit gooey with chunky crystal bits visible when looked at with a lit up background.
Appearance: golden, glossy, the liquid is a deep orange and the crystals are lighter, blending the look to a middle of the two.
Smoke/Taste: Great flavor profile , like fruit candy, has a grape skittle note. Finished tough but took a biggie..
High: Wonderful, chillin, thoughful, creative, relaxing.. Inspirational, the flavor made me want to go ahead and write a review even though I was only doing photos.. Very good stuff.

THC 0.01% THCA 79.640% CBD 0% CBDA 0%